I kno what your thinking ‘How cums Devvo is writing blog posts’. Well I have used my time in jail to become a bit of a bussyness man these days. I already had my NVQ in swimming pool management and now I have gone and got my European Driving License. I’ve been busy making tshirts, working on new tracks, doing new videos, performing gigs and thinking about girls boobs. I have been doing more of the last one to be honest with you but you get my thinking like?
So I am pretty close to doing my whole month of comedy in Edinburgh at their festival thing. I know what your thinking ‘How cums Devvo is doing comedy standing up stuff’. Well I have been pissed off that Lee Nelson has been on telly loads and I figured I am better than him so I should do summert about it. If u are in Edinburgh then you should come along. They are always banging on about supporting your local libraries and stuff. This is the same thing except on my shelves is just my massive nob and banging body. I set them library vans on fire me. I haven’t got time for moving words. Words on the move is a danger to us all. What if they fall out of the books? Then what?
I am running dangerously low on my DVD/Album – From Yorkshire to New York. I’ve got like 46 copies left. Once they are gone there is no more. A piece of history just gone. Took from your hands like the virginity of your daughter by me (She was 18 and she totally loved it). Get on it before they are gone-it.